Wednesday, May 10, 2006

okayplayer moment. 10.05.06

it is rather ridiculous how amusing this website has become for me since venturing outside the freestyle board (where i post poetry) and fully embracing my General Discussion (GD) homies. here's today's funny. posters' handles shall remain anonymous. i think this may become another spin-off blog.


Thread title: Has anyone perfected the art of TF'n?

Body:
(for those that don't know, TF'n is tittyfuckin...the last frontier)

I'm thinking I should invent a seat or some shit, because ladies, do you all mind to have some nigga's prickly, hairy balls draggin' all up and down your sternum while we're pumpin' aways at your sweet oily ravine of love-meat? Or do you just take that as a hazard with the job?

And what about that happy ass nigga who you both know about to launch off that nuclear and get slick and pull it from between your monsters and cold starts jacking that jount only to give you the Peter North special? You all get mad with that too or you cool with that?

Or are you one of them ladies that just let it pool all around your sah-phuh-gus or however that's spelt?

Holla @ me...we need the truth.

Ladies, describe how you hold em up so you can hold him down....we need vivid, slooow examples.

Like do you kneel and drool on it for lube? I mean...the streets needs this.
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i almost laughed out loud when i read "the streets need this"
i love okp and hate okp but i always return to love. so many intellectual, creative, and motivated brothers and sisters on there; as well as the assholes, freaks, brownosers, etc. a wonderful way to pass the boring day in the office.

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